At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.
W. Somerset Maugham
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
W. Somerset Maugham
Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit.
W. Somerset Maugham
It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
W. Somerset Maugham
It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
W. Somerset Maugham
People ask for criticism, but they only want praise.
W. Somerset Maugham
She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit.
W. Somerset Maugham
There are three rules for writing the novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.
W. Somerset Maugham
Tradition is a guide and not a jailer.
W. Somerset Maugham
We do not write because we want to; we write because we have to.
W. Somerset Maugham
When you have loved as she has loved, you grow old beautifully.
W. Somerset Maugham
Like all weak men he laid an exaggerated stress on not changing one's mind.
W. Somerset Maugham, "Of Human Bondage", 1915
Art is merely the refuge which the ingenious have invented, when they were supplied with food and women, to escape the tediousness of life.
W. Somerset Maugham, 'Of Human Bondage', 1915
D'you call life a bad job? Never! We've had our ups and downs, we've had our struggles, we've always been poor, but it's been worth it, ay, worth it a hundred times I say when I look round at my children.
W. Somerset Maugham, 'Of Human Bondage', 1915
Follow your inclinations with due regard to the policeman round the corner.
W. Somerset Maugham, 'Of Human Bondage', 1915
He had heard people speak contemptuously of money: he wondered if they had ever tried to do without it.
W. Somerset Maugham, 'Of Human Bondage', 1915
I daresay one profits more by the mistakes one makes off one's own bat than by doing the right thing on somebody's else advice.
W. Somerset Maugham, 'Of Human Bondage', 1915
I do not confer praise or blame: I accept. I am the measure of all things. I am the centre of the world.
W. Somerset Maugham, 'Of Human Bondage', 1915
It is an illusion that youth is happy, an illusion of those who have lost it; but the young know they are wretched for they are full of the truthless ideal which have been instilled into them, and each time they come in contact with the real, they are bruised and wounded.
W. Somerset Maugham, 'Of Human Bondage', 1915
It is cruel to discover one's mediocrity only when it is too late.
W. Somerset Maugham, 'Of Human Bondage', 1915
It is not wealth one asks for, but just enough to preserve one's dignity, to work unhampered, to be generous, frank and independent.
W. Somerset Maugham, 'Of Human Bondage', 1915
It's asking a great deal that things should appeal to your reason as well as your sense of the aesthetic.
W. Somerset Maugham, 'Of Human Bondage', 1915
Life wouldn't be worth living if I worried over the future as well as the present.
W. Somerset Maugham, 'Of Human Bondage', 1915
Men seek but one thing in life - their pleasure.
W. Somerset Maugham, 'Of Human Bondage', 1915
Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use of the other five.
W. Somerset Maugham, 'Of Human Bondage', 1915
The important thing was to love rather than to be loved.
W. Somerset Maugham, 'Of Human Bondage', 1915
The rain fell alike upon the just and upon the unjust, and for nothing was there a why and a wherefore.
W. Somerset Maugham, 'Of Human Bondage', 1915
There was an immeasurable distance between the quick and the dead: they did not seem to belong to the same species; and it was strange to think that but a little while before they had spoken and moved and eaten and laughed.
W. Somerset Maugham, 'Of Human Bondage', 1915
There's always one who loves and one who lets himself be loved.
W. Somerset Maugham, 'Of Human Bondage', 1915
When I read a book I seem to read it with my eyes only, but now and then I come across a passage, perhaps only a phrase, which has a meaning for me, and it becomes part of me.
W. Somerset Maugham, 'Of Human Bondage', 1915
When things are at their worst I find something always happens.
W. Somerset Maugham, 'Of Human Bondage', 1915
People ask you for criticism, but they only want praise.
W. Somerset Maugham, Of Human Bondage
A woman can forgive a man for the harm he does her...but she can never forgive him for the sacrifices he makes on her account.
W. Somerset Maugham, The Moon and Sixpence
I don't think of the past. The only thing that matters is the everlasting present.
W. Somerset Maugham, The Moon and Sixpence
Life isn't long enough for love and art.
W. Somerset Maugham, The Moon and Sixpence
Sometimes people carry to such perfection the mask they have assumed that in due course they actually become the person they seem.
W. Somerset Maugham, The Moon and Sixpence
As if a woman ever loved a man for his virtue.
W. Somerset Maugham, The Painted Veil, 1925
Charm and nothing but charm at last grows a little tiresome. It's a relief then to deal with a man who isn't quite so delightful but a little more sincere.
W. Somerset Maugham, The Painted Veil, 1925
I always find it more difficult to say the things I mean than the things I don't.
W. Somerset Maugham, The Painted Veil, 1925
If nobody spoke unless he had something to say, the human race would very soon lose the use of speech.
W. Somerset Maugham, The Painted Veil, 1925
One can be very much in love with a woman without wishing to spend the rest of one's life with her.
W. Somerset Maugham, The Painted Veil, 1925
One cannot find peace in work or in pleasure, in the world or in a convent, but only in one's soul.
W. Somerset Maugham, The Painted Veil, 1925
Remember that it is nothing to do your duty, that is demanded of you and is no more meritorious than to wash your hands when they are dirty; the only thing that counts is the love of duty; when love and duty are one, then grace is in you and you will enjoy a happiness which passes all understanding.
W. Somerset Maugham, The Painted Veil, 1925
Tao. Some of us look for the Way in opium and some in God, some of us in whiskey and some in love. It is all the same Way and it leads nowhither.
W. Somerset Maugham, The Painted Veil, 1925
There is only one way to win hearts and that is to make oneself like unto those of whom one would be loved.
W. Somerset Maugham, The Painted Veil, 1925
Women are often under the impression that men are much more madly in love with them than they really are.
W. Somerset Maugham, The Painted Veil, 1925
A God that can be understood is no God. Who can explain the Infinite in words?
W. Somerset Maugham, The Razor's Edge, 1943
A man ought to work. That's what he's here for. That's how he contributes to the welfare of the community.
W. Somerset Maugham, The Razor's Edge, 1943
A mother only does her children harm if she makes them the only concern of her life.
W. Somerset Maugham, The Razor's Edge, 1943
All important persons have about them someone in a subordinate position who has their ear. These dependents are very susceptible to slights, and, when they are not treated as they think they should be, will by well-directed shafts, constantly repeated, poison the minds of their patrons against those who have provoked their animosity. It is well to keep in with them.
W. Somerset Maugham, The Razor's Edge, 1943
American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers.
W. Somerset Maugham, The Razor's Edge, 1943
An author spends months writing a book, and maybe puts his heart's blood into it, and then it lies about unread till the reader has nothing else in the world to do.
W. Somerset Maugham, The Razor's Edge, 1943
I like manual labor. Whenever I've got waterlogged with study, I've taken a spell of it and found it spiritually invigorating.
W. Somerset Maugham, The Razor's Edge, 1943
I never spend more than one hour in a gallery. That is as long as one's power of appreciation persists.
W. Somerset Maugham, The Razor's Edge, 1943
I'm not only my spirit buy my body, and who can decide how much I, my individual self, am conditioned by the accident of my body? Would Byron have been Byron but for his club foot, or Dostoyevsky Dostoyevsky without his epilepsy?
W. Somerset Maugham, The Razor's Edge, 1943
It is very difficult to know people and I don't think one can ever really know any but one's own countrymen. For men and women are not only themselves; they are also the region in which they are born, the city apartment or the farm in which they learnt to walk, the games they played as children, the old wives' tales they overheard, the food they ate, the schools they attended, the sports they followed, the poets they read, and the God they believed in. It is all these things that have made them what they are, and these are the things that you can't come to know by hearsay, you can only know them if you have lived them.
W. Somerset Maugham, The Razor's Edge, 1943
It's a toss-up when you decide to leave the beaten track. Many are called, but few are chosen.
W. Somerset Maugham, The Razor's Edge, 1943
It's always difficult to make conversation with a drunk, and there's no denying it, the sober are at a disadvantage with him.
W. Somerset Maugham, The Razor's Edge, 1943
Nothing in the world is permanent, and we're foolish when we ask anything to last, but surely we're still more foolish not to take delight in it while we have it. If change is of the essence of existence one would have thought it only sensible to make it the premise of our philosophy.
W. Somerset Maugham, The Razor's Edge, 1943
Often the best way to overcome desire is to satisfy it.
W. Somerset Maugham, The Razor's Edge, 1943
People do tell a writer things that they don't tell others. I don't know why, unless it is that having read one or two of his books they feel on peculiarly intimate terms with him; or it may be that they dramatize themselves and, seeing themselves as it were as characters in a novel, are ready to be as open with him as they imagine the characters of his invention are.
W. Somerset Maugham, The Razor's Edge, 1943
Perhaps the most important use of money - It saves time. Life is so short, and there's so much to do, one can't afford to waste a minute; and just think how much you waste, for instance, in walking from place to place instead of going by bus and in going by bus instead of by taxi.
W. Somerset Maugham, The Razor's Edge, 1943
The average American can get into the kingdom of heaven much more easily than he can get into the Boulevard St. Germain.
W. Somerset Maugham, The Razor's Edge, 1943
The dead look so terribly dead when they're dead.
W. Somerset Maugham, The Razor's Edge, 1943
The fact that a great many people believe something is no guarantee of its truth.
W. Somerset Maugham, The Razor's Edge, 1943
There are few things so pleasant as a picnic eaten in perfect comfort.
W. Somerset Maugham, The Razor's Edge, 1943
Unfortunately sometimes one can't do what one thinks is right without making someone else unhappy.
W. Somerset Maugham, The Razor's Edge, 1943
We didn't think much in the air corps of a fellow who wangled a cushy job out of his C.O. by buttering him up. It was hard for me to believe that God thought much of a man who tried to wangle salvation by fulsome flattery. I should have thought the worship most pleasing to him was to do your best according to your lights.
W. Somerset Maugham, The Razor's Edge, 1943
We who are of mature age seldom suspect how unmercifully and yet with what insight the very young judge us.
W. Somerset Maugham, The Razor's Edge, 1943
When you're eighteen your emotions are violent, but they're not durable.
W. Somerset Maugham, The Razor's Edge, 1943
You Europeans know nothing about America. Because we amass large fortunes you think we care for nothing but money. We are nothing for it; the moment we have it we spend it, sometimes well, sometimes ill, but we spend it. Money is nothing to us; it's merely the symbol of success. We are the greatest idealists in the world; I happen to think that we've set our ideal on the wrong objects; I happen to think that the greatest ideal man can set before himself is self-perfection.
W. Somerset Maugham, The Razor's Edge, 1943
You learn more quickly under the guidance of experienced teachers. You waste a lot of time going down blind alleys if you have no one to lead you.
W. Somerset Maugham, The Razor's Edge, 1943
